“Oh sorry, did I look like I was offering? Because I’m most certainly not.” “And you need to stop telling me how to live my life, but things never go as we want.” “You need to stop yelling at inanimate objects.”.“Can you just act normal for this evening.“Yes, it was quite delicious, did you know?” “I would honestly rather do anything other than that again.” By chance, it wasn’t this that you were looking for?” “Where is it? I haven’t lost it, I haven’t.”.“I’m going to have to tell you to shut up now.” “… and then he came up up to me and kissed me until I was-”.“Is this a date or is it because you’ll end up strangling someone if you don’t get caffeine in your system.” “I can tell you right now that you are physically incapable of not being dramatic, so continue.” “Wow, how romantic, I love my girlfriend and our fun dates.” “And risked my social status? I think I’d rather die, thank you.” “Did you think we were going to have sex?”.“You should think things through before you say them aloud.”.“Oh, I thought you were going to ask about the pregnancy test I left this morning.” “In your very words, ‘lying never did anyone any good.’” “Well, that doesn’t sound very fun or likely.” “It’s actually called getting drunk, but you wouldn’t know what ‘fun’ was even if it slapped you in the face.” “You look like you’ve been through hell and back.”.“You said that I should hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.” “Are you going to break my heart again?”.“Heavens, someone literally just died and that’s what you’re thinking about.” “How am I supposed to look at you the same way?”.“I feel like there might be more pressing matters right now.” “Oh so this is my fault? I don’t think so…” “Don’t be mad at me! I wasn’t the one that killed her, you were-”.“I know, it’s because I’m done with your shit.” “Your attitude in this situation is despicable.”.“You knew I was never good at maths, don’t test me.” “It’s tearing me apart, but I’d rather fake it until the end.” “Don’t act like this doesn’t hurt you.”.“Trying and look at it from his point of view, he lost his brother!”.“Please, I just need to know your answer.” “This isn’t a conversation we should be having.”.“From where? We were doomed from the beginning.” “Oh really? I hadn’t noticed that half of my goddamned blood was flowing out of my leg, but thanks for letting me know.” “I mean, if we hadn’t met at a strip club.”.“Do you think things would be different?”.“I was actually going to kiss you, but if you’re into that sort of thing then I’m out.” “You look like you’re going to punch me.”.
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